Samseau’s boner test is a spectacular game innovation. Using it in Denmark has made me realize that my ego has been playing a big part of the girls I choose to bang. It turns out that my dick gets hard for 5s or 6s, so a combination of the boner test plus the inhospitable Copenhagen environment meant that I was banging some very mediocre girls there. The Ego Test: Would you want to see her again in public when the sun is out, while sober?

Would you want to grab an iced coffee with her on a nice summer afternoon? Would you want to hold her hand walking through the mall while she shops for a new toaster? If not then you must realize that the chick you’re about to date will be a one-and-out, and the next weekend you’ll still have to hunt.I will use both tests depending on the local talent.

If it’s horrid like Washington DC or Copenhagen, where getting decent quality may take an extended period of time, I’ll use the boner test, get my nut for the night, and be thankful for it. But if I’m in a quality environment, I’m switching to the ego test. Otherwise I’m selling myself short. If there are pretty girls in your city, there’s no excuse why you shouldn’t be going for them, regardless of what your boner is telling you.

Unfortunately, ego will play a part in our conquests. Otherwise we would just be getting drunk and banging nothing but hogs. While the boner test chipped at my after-sex happiness when I caught sight of the specimens that remained on my bed, I believe using it is your best bet if you’re stuck in mediocre environments like America, Denmark, Peru, or Bolivia. But when you’re in a place like Brazil or Poland, feed the ego and enjoy the ride.